Nothing to see here folks, move along...

That's right, you heard me.

6.29.2006

Wax on, wax off

It seems only a little strange that there be a sexual element to seeing a girl wipe down her antenna when washing her car.

What the heck do you need to wipe an antenna for anyways?

6.24.2006

Dream, dream, dream

I should give up trying to find what is reasonable, and just try to get what I want, even if that is impossible. Perhaps I will have more fun dreaming than analyzing.

6.23.2006

I am Picasso

It's hard not to see the obvious similarities.

My cat is a little over 10 years old now. He's always been an indoor cat. If you take him outside, he will immediately run for cover. If the door to the house is open, he will dash inside.

Recently he has become slightly more bold, going a foot or two out the door if you hold it open long enough. Each trip is slightly, slightly farther than the previous. The slightest noise, or the slightest movement by anyone or anything, and the cat immediately turns tail and is inside.

One other change of late is due to his pair of pet boys being gone a lot of the time. The cat is more likely to notice when the humans are gone, and much, much more likely to come up and ask to be petted. As the cat's social circle declines he becomes much more desperate for attention.

Given that humans have better medical treatment, I think it would be fair to say that a little over 10 in cat years is about the same as, let's say, 39 in human years.

By the way, my cat's name is Picasso.

My name is Vince.

6.18.2006

Best father's day present

My boys have been staying over at my ex's this week as her work day has subsided from 14-16 hours marathons to regular-person hours. Last night they stayed at a friend's house for a sleepover. I had taken them out swimming yesterday along with their friend, so it wasn't entirely unforeseeable that I would be the one giving them a ride from their mom's house where they changed into dry clothes and picked up sleeping bags.

This morning, however, they called me to get a ride from the friend's house to their mom's because there was too much to carry.

First thought in my head was why did they not call their mother, who was closer (5 blocks instead of 30), and whose house was their ultimate destination.

But the second thought was that that meant something. I'm the one they could rely upon, I'm the one they called.

6.12.2006

Refocus

Girls are good.
Girls are fun.
My heart can be safely placed in the hands of most girls.
The odds are in my favour.
Go date.

A more positive aspect

One other thing I realized, from the chat today, is that I am indeed different than most men, or at least the ones I hear about.

I only become interested in sex *after* I become interested in the person.

6.04.2006

Matchmaker

My thought after watching an episode of this "reality" show was:

Give me enough time and I can screw anything up.

But...There are a few people in this world who still like me even when I do screw up. These are special friends indeed.

Road construction

We see permanence where there is none.